New York Conquers All

A last attempt to make my "boyfriend" fall in love with New York to stop him from moving to Montreal. If he won't love me, at least he'll love New York.
Jun 18 ’09
Reason #2: Law enforcement can’t stand the rain. Feeling disobedient? Want to commit a crime? Especially of the traffic variety? Well, this rainy week, all your dreams come true. I know Rhys really despises cops who direct traffic. It’s a little redundant to wave us on when the traffic light is illuminated green. You don’t need to repeat to a New Yorker ‘GO.’ They’re way ahead of you. So, these rain shy traffic enforcers have got the right idea. Now if only we could get them off our payroll.

Reason #2: Law enforcement can’t stand the rain.

Feeling disobedient? Want to commit a crime? Especially of the traffic variety? Well, this rainy week, all your dreams come true.

I know Rhys really despises cops who direct traffic. It’s a little redundant to wave us on when the traffic light is illuminated green. You don’t need to repeat to a New Yorker ‘GO.’ They’re way ahead of you.

So, these rain shy traffic enforcers have got the right idea. Now if only we could get them off our payroll.

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