New York Conquers All

A last attempt to make my "boyfriend" fall in love with New York to stop him from moving to Montreal. If he won't love me, at least he'll love New York.
Jun 17 ’09
Reason #1 to love/stay in New York: Red Carpet Halal carts. Where else can you find a well-seasoned, perfectly cooked heaping mound of lamb for $5-6 on every other street corner at all hours of the night?Tripoli? Khartoum? Probably. But what’s the point of a halal cart if you can probably arbitrarily be arrested and detained just for standing in front of one? And what the hell is wrong with you? You’d rather live in Tunis than in New York City? Get off my blog!

Reason #1 to love/stay in New York: Red Carpet Halal carts. Where else can you find a well-seasoned, perfectly cooked heaping mound of lamb for $5-6 on every other street corner at all hours of the night?Tripoli? Khartoum? Probably. But what’s the point of a halal cart if you can probably arbitrarily be arrested and detained just for standing in front of one? And what the hell is wrong with you? You’d rather live in Tunis than in New York City? Get off my blog!

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